kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

(via swagballlz)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via snitchybitchymina)

shinjukugewalt:

*white guy steps on jordans as a prank* *gets beat up by black men*

white ppl: OMG ITS JUST A PAIR OF $180 SHOES HE DOESNT DESERVE TO GET BEAT UP!!! BLACK PPL ARE ANIMALS!

*black boy falsely accused of stealing some candy* *gets murdered by a white guy*

white ppl: HE WAS A CRIMINAL!! HE DESERVED TO GET KILLED!!!

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(via total-carnage)

iwillmindfuckyou:

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the internet is getting too smart

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IT CAN TRANSLATE ILLITERATE COMMENTS TO READ AS PROPER ENGLISH

(via lohanthony)